Be Free Call

I had a language parsing error at Citi Market yesterday.  After I paid for my groceries, the clerk tried to sell me something, as they are wont to do.  He asked me if I had heard of the “Be Free Call.”.

“The what?” I asked?

“The Be Free Call.” he repeated.

“I guess not. [sigh]  Why don’t you tell me about it?” I reluctantly admitted.

He proceeded to tell me how I could return any meat I was uncomfortable with.

Due to the BeeF reCall.  Sheesh.

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