Be Free Call
I had a language parsing error at Citi Market yesterday. After I paid for my groceries, the clerk tried to sell me something, as they are wont to do. He asked me if I had heard of the “Be Free Call.”.
“The what?” I asked?
“The Be Free Call.” he repeated.
“I guess not. [sigh] Why don’t you tell me about it?” I reluctantly admitted.
He proceeded to tell me how I could return any meat I was uncomfortable with.
Due to the BeeF reCall. Sheesh.
