Do Not Destroy. Urgent Documents Enclosed.

 Do Not Destroy

DO NOT DESTROY.  DO NOT BEND.

URGENT

DOCUMENTS ENCLOSED.

Yes, this is petty,  but it grabbed my ire today and shook it.

By no stretch of anyone’s imagination is a sale flyer from Dish Networks URGENT.  It strains our language to call this “DOCUMENTS”

Harumph.

Dear Postmaster.  Please do not destroy this letter, as I assume you do to those not otherwise marked.

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